A film by: Benjamin J. Kousholt, Daniel D. Christensen, Mads Lundgaard Christensen, Jesper A. Jensen, Jonas K. Doctor, Steffen Lyhne, Pernille Ørum-Nielsen, Frederik Bjerre-Poulsen, Jonas Georgakakis
Internet Story
A short movie about a true story on the internet by Adam Butcher
Client: “My modem won’t work anymore”
Me: “What lights do you see on it?”
Client: “None. No lights.”
Me: “Plug it in.”
Client: “It’s plugged in. But no lights.”
Me: “Have you been having problems with it lately?”
Client: “Yes, it used to heat up…”
Me: “That’s normal for—”
Client: “…so I put it in the freezer for a few hours.”
Me: “Ah.”
Source: clientsfromhell
The Forbidden Fruit
- CLIENT: Hey, just one final question before I send the deposit. Do you use a PC or a MAC?
- ME: I use a MAC.
- CLIENT: That is a problem. Do you have access to a PC? I am not a supporter of Apple products.
- ME: No, I don’t have access to a PC, but this will have little to no effect on the work itself.
- CLIENT: I am a Christian and Apple products are sinful, I do not want our website to be created by a product made by this corrupt group. You need only look at their logo, an apple with a bite taken from it. Do you not know the story of Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden? If I allowed you to create my website on a MAC I would be just like Adam, taking a bite of the forbidden fruit.
- [Silence]
- “Take my advise, destroy your mac and repent for when judgement day comes. It shall be you who is cast to hell for your sins.”
- Me: [Block Contact]
Source: clientsfromhell.net
